My name is Denver Max

I'm gonna save up my lunch money and start ordering sulfuric acid by the drum month by month. At the same time, I'm going to start building a pool, about 16 by 32, 8 1/2 feet deep. When the pool is completely built, and I attain approximately 22,080 gallons of my desired substance, I will wait. Come next winter, when I empty the pool and it's covered most likely by a large black cover, I will wake up at about 10 till 3 in the AM, fill the pool with my beloved substance that will take my life. Then I'll go in for a swim/burn.

..I love swimming.

and the fact that I would essentially be dissolved by the time my parents wake up.

FML. D:<

Crush this person!